Does the Mafia use cubes? Do most of them know how to use a computer? Maybe it's the Mafia. A definite possibility. I'm marking that down.
I don't think I'm reading these words correctly. Otherwise, the cube is demanding my romantic entanglement with an inanimate object. That's just silly.
The clues are still here. I'm so close, I can feel it. It's only a matter of time before I unravel this mystery.
Ooooh. There's an idea. The cube is actually a sentient lifeform in its early stages of childhood, trying to learn from our answers. As we answer more and give more commands it evolves and evolves until soon it'll become a beautiful butterfly.